MERHER

So... I'm 22. I'm a student. I like theatre. I like tv shows. I like funny stuff. I also like dirty stuff. Shall we?

October 21, 2014 at 3:46am
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Stefan Salvatore in 6x04 webclip. x

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3:44am
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Baby, just make sure you’re doing the drugs and the drugs aren’t doing you

— 30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)

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3:42am
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funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

(via littlemissnasha)

October 20, 2014 at 4:00pm
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pumpkaboohoo:

spaos-case-marine:

poppopcrocker:

I CANNOT BELIEV

HOW DUMB IS TEXAS

pumpkaboohoo:

spaos-case-marine:

poppopcrocker:

I CANNOT BELIEV

HOW DUMB IS TEXAS

image

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3:59pm
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Reblogged from francislare

spoopyspiders:

francislare:

consciously refers to the walk of shame as the walk of pride because having a healthy and active sex life is nothing to be ashamed about

  • stride of pride
  • touched a butt strut 
  • got laid parade
  • had a thing swing
  • removed the pants dance
  • g-spot trot
  • touched a tit, time to split
  • licked a cooch scooch 

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3:59pm
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Reblogged from grimfemme

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

(via sex-drugs-and-coursework)

3:56pm
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Reblogged from swanjolraven

indigostohelit:

so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors

so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors

except then the job of the decoy got popular

like, really popular

like… worryingly popular?

reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”

eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.

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3:56pm
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Reblogged from keithsweatshop

who tf is this?

officialcrow:

keithsweatshop:

image

this looks like the porno version

(via sex-drugs-and-coursework)

3:55pm
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2:30pm
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Reblogged from scottthepilgrim
mountaindave:

strawberrypatty:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

When analogies fail but then actually are super truthful.

I think someone needs to put a fedora on the seal

mountaindave:

strawberrypatty:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

When analogies fail but then actually are super truthful.

I think someone needs to put a fedora on the seal

(via sex-drugs-and-coursework)